Gather $1000000
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Find All Collectibles
Complete Test Chambers
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Find All The Pony Horses
Visit The Badehaus
Tag 10 Walls
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Run Wild With The Podracer
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Find all collectibles on level 2
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Finish all manual quests
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Do no evil
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Thrash the Goathenge
