Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2
Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it
Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to
Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game)
Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash
Win both battles in a round
Play a game with an Audience
Enter the same thing as your opponent
Successfully enter both your quips in a round
Play an 8-player game
