If you were an Orc, you'd be dead.
Completed Level 13.
Slay the Necromancer.
Slay 30 Orc Skeletons.
Completed Level 12.
Completed Level 11.
Completed Level 10.
Completed Level 9.
Slay the general.
Slay Big Bertha, the colossal hen.
Find the hidden area.
Completed Level Bacon.
Completed Level 7.
Completed Level 6 .
Completed Level 5.
Slay 200 Orcs In One Level.
Completed Level 4.
Slay a Tank.
Completed Level 3.
Slay 100 Orcs In One Level.
Completed Level 2.
Completed Level 1
Slay 50 Orcs In One Level.
Slay an Orc with a shot to the Crotch.
Slay 3 or more Orcs with a pigboom.
Find the hidden area within the woods.
Slay an Orc With a shot to the Head.