Obtain all trophies
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
Ascend Takoshima Tower
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
Demolish a public toilet on each map
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
Collect all Alien Artifacts
Collect all posters
Collect all songs
Complete all odd jobs
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
Invade Solaris
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
Invade Tunguska
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Invade Takoshima
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
Phone home
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Invade Albion
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Destroy a tool in Bay City
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
Invade Bay City
