Speak insincerely with every unimportant person in the game.
Awarded in recognition of your contribution to the arts.
Start a new life with your loving family in a better place.
Have your life restored in a manner befitting your worth.
'Accidentally' scratch the felt on the airport pool table.
Respond to the French recording in your very best French.
Force an inane conversation about every single car in the showroom.
Falsify your way into being touched by a member of the opposite sex.
Attempt to mask your intoxication via greater intoxication.
Take a long sip of water before continuing on with your stunning tirade.
Unsuccessfully attempt to mitigate your evasiveness in the opening questionnaire.
