Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Find All Collectibles
Complete Test Chambers
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Run Wild With The Podracer
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Find All The Pony Horses
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Hold your own concert
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all collectibles on level 2
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Win the title bout!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Thrash the Goathenge
