Defeat the level 2 boss "Old Berney" without losing a life.
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.
Complete the game in single player mode.
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
Reach 500,000 points.
Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.
Complete the game in Co-op mode.
Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"
Complete half the game.
Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.
Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.
