Showed thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness," who is the nerdiest of them all
Won the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple
Demonstrated your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides
Vanquished the Ancient Dragons of Destruction
Fed thy noble queen 3 times during one visit to her quarters
Wielded the Mysterious Amulet
Completed thy quest by rescuing yonder queen
Unsheathed 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area
Introduced thyself to the White Knight
Slew Mister Boney Pants Guy
Unlocked all Borderlands 2 trophies
Had Purple-rated gear or better equipped in every slot
Reached level 50
Discovered all named locations in Hammerlock's Hunt
Completed all Hammerlock's Hunt side missions
Completed all Pirate's Booty side missions
Remained in Zero's Deception mode for ten seconds straight
Gunzerked continuously for 90 seconds
Killed 100 enemies with the Sabre turret
Completed level 1 of all non-level-specific challenges with a single character
Completed all Campaign of Carnage side missions
Killed Donkey Mong
Completed all side missions
Revived someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list
Defeated Terramorphous the Invincible
Got an item from Michael Mamaril
Completed the mission "The Fall of Nakayama"
Defeated Jack
Discovered all named locations
Completed the mission "Data Mining"
Discovered all named locations in Eridium Blight, Arid Nexus, and Sawtooth Cauldron
Opened the chest at the bus stop in Fyrestone
I can't even capture it on my camera
Discovered all named locations in Three Horns, Tundra Express, and Frostburn Canyon
Completed the mission "Toil And Trouble"
Completed the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread"
Discovered all named locations in The Highlands, Thousand Cuts, and Wildlife Exploitation Preserve
Completed Round 5 of any Circle of Slaughter
Completed the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack"
Discovered all named locations in Sanctuary, Opportunity, and Lynchwood
Completed the mission "The Once and Future Slab"
Completed the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face"
Completed the mission "Wildlife Preservation"
Gave Claptrap a high five
Completed the mission "Bright Lights, Flying City"
Collected 10 pictures of Moxxi in Campaign of Carnage
Completed the mission "Long Way To The Top"
Reached level 25
Killed a Constructor without it ever building another bot
Completed the mission "Rising Action"
Completed the mission "A Train To Catch"
Completed the mission "X Marks the Spot"
Killed a Chubby
Discovered all named locations in Oasis and the surrounding Pirate's Booty areas
Purchased 5 items from the black market
Completed the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue"
Unlocked 10 customization items
Tipped Moxxi $10,000
Completed 20 side missions
Completed the mission "Hunting The Firehawk"
Redeemed 25 tokens
Allowed a Goliath to level up four times before killing him
Completed the mission "Plan B"
Phaselocked 100 enemies
Reached level 10
Killed a flying enemy with a thrown Tediore weapon
Completed the mission "The Road To Sanctuary"
Completed the mission "Best Minion Ever"
Reached level 5
Completed the mission "My First Gun"
