Why me...?
If it spins, it's only natural to want to spin it.
Mooove! My fingers are on fire!!!
That was just a warm. Now I'm ready to go!
Welcome to Disgaea 3: Absence of Detention! We welcome new and returning players alike! Enjoy!
Congratulations on getting all the trophies!
Congratulations on reaching the 100th floor! You're on the right track to become a hardcore player!
Hmhmhm.
Gimme an autograph later!
I will...become the Overlord!
You all graduate, today!
I shall take over this Academy!
I'm not going to get my "a" back?
It's always been a dream to defeat a PE teacher...
I'll never stop talking!
As a proud demon, I'll buy everything at the store!
I've been waiting for you in this Mystery Room!
The HQ at this school is truly amazing.
How 'bout buying some music for a change?
You are the Item World Champ!
Now you're the Class World King!
You truly are the Survival Master!
It's only natural for a demon to take everything.
Playing with bombs in Homeroom? You're quite an honor student.
I'm just testing your loyalty.
Reaching the 100th floor...in Carnage!
Aren't you happy to be surrounded by your favorite characters?
Don't your legs feel stronger from all that jumping?
*blush* Oh, you can stand, meow.
Reverse Pirates, yeah! All that treasure's just for me!
Reverse Pirates, yeah! We're taking all the Innocents with us!
Reverse Pirates, yeah! Nothing is left in our wake...
You gotta train! For starters, a million damage!
More training! You can do more!
Even more training! Good job!
It's a story about a friendship born through fisticuffs.
Erase everything! Train that brain!
Do massive chains! Use your brain to the max!
Thanks for playing! But we suggest you take a break.
Destroy your enemies with evil teamwork!
Isn't jumping sooo much fun?
This is the epitome of a tower!
Axel never stops working! Even in the Item World!
Force your will on them, like the demon your are!
I won't stop hitting until you stop getting up.
I am indeed the No.1 Honor Student!
Yay! You got a new ally!
Transform! Yeah!
Let's cross this continent!
We're going to outer space, baby!
I was supposed to pour salt and pepper on it, instead of hot sauce!
Boss! Boss! Boss!
Babuu.
Hot Hot Sensitive Tongue Slash! Kiiiiiaaaaahhhhh!
