Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.
Discover Dr. Gurgula's hideout in the Human Haven.
Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.
Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.
Say goodbye to Suit-O.
Obtain Lezduit.
Defeat Nipulon.
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
Pay your bill at Applebee's.
Defeat Dr. Giblets.
Obtain the Mag-Boots.
Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.
Obtain Creature.
Obtain the Jetpack.
Discover the movie theater.
Obtain Sweezy.
Defeat Douglas.
Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.
Obtain Gus.
Defeat Krubis.
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
Defeat 9-Torg.
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
Obtain Knifey.
Kill Slumsley.
Hey, you got all the trophies. And that’s great. But people have been asking about you. Are you okay?
Watch Globo's rise to fame.
Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.
Find and open every Luglox chest.
Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums.
Collect every trading card in the game.
Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.
