We hereby sincerely apologize.
Reach 6-1.
Defeat Lil Hunter.
Reach 5-1.
Defeat Horror.
Defeat Big Dog.
Die.
Unlock a Golden Weapon as any character.
Reach 3-?.
Reach 3-1.
Reach 2-1.
Defeat Big Bandit.
Completed Every Challenge We Could Think Of In Nuclear Throne.
Reach the Nuclear Throne.
Loop as every character.
Reach 4-? as Crystal.
Reach the Nuclear Throne with Melting without choosing Rhino Skin or Strong Spirit.
Reach 2-? as Eyes.
Reach the Nuclear Throne in under 10 minutes as Plant.
Unlock a Golden Weapon for every character.
Defeat the Technomancer as Steroids
Eat a Hyper Weapon as Robot.
Reach 2-1 on Hard Mode as Chicken.
Defeat Mom as Rebel.
Defeat Hyper Crystal as Horror.
Defeat Captain as Rogue.
Unlock a Crown as any character.
Reach Level Ultra as any character.
Unlock a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher.
Reach 7-3 on a Daily
Reach Level Ultra as Skeleton
Play as Frog.
Sit on the Nuclear Throne as headless Chicken.
Defeat the Nuclear Throne.
Defeat Throne II.
Defeat Mom.
Defeat Hyper Crystal.
Defeat the Technomancer.
Unlock all Crowns as one character.
Unlock Hard Mode.
Loop the game.
Defeat Captain.
Get 100% of the unlocks.
Reach 5-?
Loop past the Nuclear Throne.
