Die and retry more than 100 times. "You did it on purpose?"
Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"
Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
