Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"
Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty)
Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting
Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo
Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives
Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse
100th Strike
Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian
Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground
Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa
Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling
Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss
Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character
Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow
Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing
Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run
Break all the ice blocks in one run
Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE
Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion
Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene
Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown
Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"
Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours
Bomb Granny with a Throw Present
Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath
Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics
Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village
Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village
Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times
Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower
Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid
Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov
Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode
