You successfully stopped the VirtuaVerse!
Reality is not what it seems. Anymore.
You started the DDoS.
The missile is ready to fire!
You went fishing for the giant octopus.
You met the giant octopus.
You coded the malware.
You have entered the den of the Technomancers.
You solved the Ghost of the Navigator riddle.
You have reached Satnajoskull.
You found the source code.
You controlled the cleaning robot with the Ultra Glove.
You climbed your way to the lighthouse.
You have entered Jakharrak.
You met the Cypher Master in hyper reality.
You're ready to meet the Cypher Master.
You subscribed the mechanic to quite a bit of spam.
You spoiled the end of the story for the drummer.
You have arrived in Nuwaka.
You were briefed on the mission.
Your fandom for Thunderbone is beyond reproach.
You found Jay. And she's pissed.
You won the drone race.
You were ripped off by the condom dispenser.
You found the Cubus Club. Time to locate Jay!
You joined The Blade.
You wired the touchscreen on the first attempt.
Worst boyfriend of the year award. Winner: You.
You repaired your custom AVR headset.
You love stalking people!
You treated the VR beggar with respect.
You accessed your bank account.
You discovered the balcony code.
