From the bottom of our hearts: thank you for playing.
You have chosen to forfeit the game.
Congratulations. You have achieved victory.
Receive a complaint about your methods and react accordingly.
It's only in perilous circumstances that we discover who we really are. Are you happy with what you found out? (Obtain five traits.)
Take a crash course in disillusionment.
Gain an understanding of Double Spiral.
Dig into the past until you get a glimpse of the future.
Put your journalistic investigator background to a good use.
You are on track to achieve a rare feat of developing an actual personality. Keep it up.
Get acquainted with the realities of your unlife.
Have a ball with your newfound potential.
Experience the ecstasy of the Embrace.