Dance with four elephants around the chair.
Look at Rob dancing.
Use all Modes at least once in a session.
Issue any two button combo.
Upload some music to your system, play that music while playing with detuned, and maximize one of the distortive sound effects.
Use the camera controls to zoom in or out.
Use the pump controls to pump up and release completely an effect.
Read the... Help Screen.
Use the right stick to crank up an effect.
Watch the demo mode to the end.