Won the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple
Wielded the Mysterious Amulet
Demonstrated your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides
Vanquished the Ancient Dragons of Destruction
Fed thy noble queen 3 times during one visit to her quarters
Completed thy quest by rescuing yonder queen
Showed thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness," who is the nerdiest of them all
Unsheathed 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area
Introduced thyself to the White Knight
Slew Mister Boney Pants Guy
Discovered all named locations in Hammerlock's Hunt
Completed all Hammerlock's Hunt side missions
Completed the mission "The Fall of Nakayama"
Completed all Campaign of Carnage side missions
Collected 10 pictures of Moxxi in Campaign of Carnage
Completed the mission "Long Way To The Top"
Completed all Pirate's Booty side missions
Completed the mission "X Marks the Spot"
Discovered all named locations in Oasis and the surrounding Pirate's Booty areas
Unlocked all Borderlands 2 trophies
Killed Donkey Mong
Completed level 1 of all non-level-specific challenges with a single character
Discovered all named locations in Eridium Blight, Arid Nexus, and Sawtooth Cauldron
Discovered all named locations
Discovered all named locations in Three Horns, Tundra Express, and Frostburn Canyon
Completed all side missions
Discovered all named locations in The Highlands, Thousand Cuts, and Wildlife Exploitation Preserve
Discovered all named locations in Sanctuary, Opportunity, and Lynchwood
Gunzerked continuously for 90 seconds
Killed a Chubby
Killed 100 enemies with the Sabre turret
Phaselocked 100 enemies
Reached level 50
Defeated Terramorphous the Invincible
Had Purple-rated gear or better equipped in every slot
Remained in Zero's Deception mode for ten seconds straight
Defeated Jack
I can't even capture it on my camera
Completed the mission "Data Mining"
Opened the chest at the bus stop in Fyrestone
Completed the mission "Toil And Trouble"
Completed the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread"
Reached level 25
Completed the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face"
Completed the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack"
Completed the mission "The Once and Future Slab"
Completed Round 5 of any Circle of Slaughter
Completed 20 side missions
Completed the mission "Wildlife Preservation"
Unlocked 10 customization items
Completed the mission "Rising Action"
Killed a flying enemy with a thrown Tediore weapon
Completed the mission "A Train To Catch"
Allowed a Goliath to level up four times before killing him
Redeemed 25 tokens
Tipped Moxxi $10,000
Got an item from Michael Mamaril
Gave Claptrap a high five
Purchased 5 items from the black market
Completed the mission "Bright Lights, Flying City"
Revived someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list
Killed a Constructor without it ever building another bot
Completed the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue"
Completed the mission "Hunting The Firehawk"
Reached level 10
Completed the mission "Plan B"
Completed the mission "The Road To Sanctuary"
Completed the mission "Best Minion Ever"
Reached level 5
Completed the mission "My First Gun"
