You got them all. You got them all.
Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all
Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc
Read all of the You Are Here maps
Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler
Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp
Found all the Chads
Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game
Spent time playing with Howard's train set
Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy
Read all of the Bittern books
Noted all of the train numbers
Spent time waiting for a call
Triggered all of the story in the game
Completed the game
Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds
Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times
Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes
Listened to all the radios before doing anything else
