You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You sold 300 junk items.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You've spent $500.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You befriended your father.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You have joined the KKK.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
