Find All Collectibles
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Run Wild With The Podracer
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Visit The Badehaus
Complete Test Chambers
Find All The Pony Horses
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Destroy All Freighters
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Find all collectibles on level 2
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Do no evil
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of GoatVille
