Survive the tutorial!
Achieve maximum FREEDOM by earning all trophies.
Survive the asteroid belt.
Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage
Kill Kang :(
Kill the Comrade!
I understand and I wish to continue.
Okay. Fine!
I am weak.
Hatred for none.
Into the sun. Well done.
Beat Heaven.
Destroy the space station!
Complete level 666.
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
Complete 9-1
Get a million points on 1-1
Punch a Toilet
Beat a Level without taking damage
Rip both arms off a mech
Skip the credits after completing the campaign.
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1
Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
Kick the Comrade's ass!
"The game just called me a F$#!stick!"
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Load the crafting menu.
Defeat the Worm's heart.
Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
