You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You befriended your father.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You've spent $500.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You sold 300 junk items.
You completed your first day in South Park.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You have joined the KKK.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
