Spend a long time while warming up
Run out of room on your victory banner
Find the secret mode
Talk a lot during a game of Sleepytime
Play all game modes in a single session
Win a game while the other team's goal is nearly full
Win Knockout while your own ball is on the boundary line
Have ten or more changeovers in a single point of Halfcourt
Keep all three balls in your goal for an entire point in Greedy
Score in both soccer goals while warming up
Win a match while keeping your body at minimum length