Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"
Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
Die and retry more than 100 times. "You did it on purpose?"
