Complete the game in single player mode.
Reach 500,000 points.
Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"
Complete half the game.
Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.
Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.
Complete the game in Co-op mode.
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.
Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.
Defeat the level 2 boss "Old Berney" without losing a life.
