Die and retry more than 100 times. "You did it on purpose?"
Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"
Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
