Obtain all other trophies.
Test trophy description! Replace this!
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Complete The Stanley Parable.
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Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Click on door 430 five times.
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
Quit the game and then start it again.