Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
Quit the game and then start it again.
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
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Click on door 430 five times.
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Obtain all other trophies.
Test trophy description! Replace this!
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
