Not bad for an impudent child
You will never need shortcuts
I prefer walking to teleporting too
The circle has closed
You've completed your adventure, now wait for the credits
You and I both know that's not a spoiler
Don't worry, it's not that kind of adventure
That hat really can hold anything
The Magic World is no longer a mystery to you
You can always count on the help of your (terrible) friends
At least you tried
Are you sure you're not the antagonist here?
Don't try it on for size
You survived a dreaded fetch quest (and a terrible stew)
Don't worry, Simon won't get possessed by a dark deity...I think
Breaking the fourth wall has never been a problem
You have plenty of time to waste
Where did those things come from?!
I'm sure Sordid won't mind too much
Critical strike!
Congratulations, you have destroyed an ancient relic
You knocked out two trolls in a couple of hours, nice one
Doesn't that give you a warm, fuzzy feeling?
Don't think about it too much, at least you found a great game
And so it begins
Thanks for fixing the problem in the Library
I just want to set the Magic World on fire
Be more careful when using an item
It didn't take you long to cause chaos. Result!
You are (almost) a wizard, Simon
Best never to use it again
Try not to die during the main quest
Welcome to the magic world
