Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Finish all manual quests
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Do no evil
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all collectibles on level 2
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Find All Collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find All The Pony Horses
Complete Test Chambers
Run Wild With The Podracer
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Visit The Badehaus
Tag 10 Walls
