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Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving
Complete Part 1
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind
Forge a signature on the permission slip
Get arrested
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie
Listen to the Bush's tragic story
Collect every costume
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
Complete all optional sidequests
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults
Find every Jesus
Convince someone that you're God
Sneak into Golden Haze
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1
Give Hobo Moe a new home
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck'n Chick'n customer
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
Get rid of the wasp nest
Fix Grandma's printer
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe's Lemon-Flavored "Lemon" Type Drink
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops
Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
Give a condom to a boy in need
Return the overdue book to the Librarian
Learn about 30 different library book titles
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown
Post all three of Sawyer's flyers
Find Señor Cleanfist.
Gain access to the girl's locker room.
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium
Find a nightmarish costume
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine
Get access to your locker
Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office
Alter your permanent record
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
Stand in one location without moving for 30 minutes
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