Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.
You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.
You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.
Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.
You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.
20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.
You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?
A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?
Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.
You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.
Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.
A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.
The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.
The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.
The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.
Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.
You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.
Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.
You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.
Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.
You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!
You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.
You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.
You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.
You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.
You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.
You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.
You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.
A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!
You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.
There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!
You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.
You achieved a co-op combat bonus.
You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.
You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.
You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.
You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.
You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.
You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.
You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.
Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!
A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?
You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.
You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.
You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.
The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.
You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.
Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.
There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!
You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.
Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.
So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?
You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.
You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.
You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.
A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.
Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!
Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.
You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?
You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.
You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.
You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.
You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?
All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.
The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.
A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.
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