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Arthur Haste-ings

Take Phlash as Arthur

Archipelagist

Set foot on every island

The Importance of Not Being Seen

Finish Mystery House without being spotted once

Cat Burglar

In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats

Gimme Shelter

Unlock all of Arthur's shelters

I Got Better

Contract and cure the plague

The Saint

Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone

Baby You're a Rich Man

Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?

Survive 50 days

Now I Can Die Happy

Die while overdosing on Joy

Remember, Remember

Find all collectibles

A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence

Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough

You Do Know Jack

Collect all Uncle Jack Shows

Snug as a Bug on a Drug

Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game

Employee of the month

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones

Enjoy the View

Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work

Downer

Complete Arthur's intro

The Arthur Hastings

Finish Arthur's playthrough

Hot on her Heels

Find all notes related to Prudence

Resistance is Futile

Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room

Breaking Blackberry

Complete Sally intro

I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin

Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer

Our Prudent Friend

Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes

The Wyrd Sisters

Complete the Crones encounter

The Toxic Ex

Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory

The Sally Boyle

Finish Sally's playthrough

Gotta Catch Them All!

Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net

Sugar Daddy

Inject yourself with glucose 10 times

Lighten Up

Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie

Bon Voyage

Complete Ollie's intro

Miss Byng is Indisposed

Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter

Get the Float Out of Here

Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.

A Heavy Burden

Spread the Message

Shocking Biology

Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews

The Ollie Starkey

Finish Ollie's playthrough

Shouldn't These Be Red?

Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

Headmaster

Get 100 Eye Shots

Well-Read

Pick Up All Lore Items

Metal Guru

Kill 8 Robots in the Intro

Poor Viv

Complete Act 1

Local Hero

Save all the Villagers

Queen Faraday

Complete Act 2

Deprogrammed

Complete Act 3

Helter Smelter

Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

That Kind Of Game

Retrieve the credentials from the club

A Smashing Adventure

Complete the DLC

#1 on the Charts

Lifetime Achievement Award

One Day in the Life

Survived Day 1

B-Side

Survived Day 2

Golden Idol

Vibe all Nick statues

Liner Notes

Pick Up All Lore Items

Mind Blower

Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt

Love Me Don't

Serenade 30 people

Great Vibrations

Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe

The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

The Slaughterer's Apprentice

Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests

The Full Nicky

Pole Dance Naked

A Bright, Shiny Medal

Factory Finish

Tap Out

Bibliophile

Collect All Lore Notes

Self-Actualized

Unlock All Upgrades

Alley Catch

Find Loot in Alleyway

Canal Retentive

Find Loot in Canal

Push Over

Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo

Down the Tubes

Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun

Mother of All Victories

Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter

All Natural

Finish DLC With No Upgrades

The Great Lubricator

Deliver the cod liver oil

Not In Kansas Any More

Cross into the Village for the first time