Wolfenk

OCD

Get all other achievements in the game

Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush

Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

...Take on the Words!

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Rap Sheet: Fraud

Rap Sheet: Forger

Rap Sheet: Thief

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Master Plumber

Moronic drone

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Windsock it to Me

You Call That a Hint?

Obvious, Really...

Not Raised in a Barn

Novelty Enthusiast

WWSCD?

Costume Quest

Chateau Eau Neaux

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

That Should Have Worked

Coffee Achiever

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Don't Try This at Home

Now You're Pushing It

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

You Suck

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Music Appreciation Award

Olive Branch

Energy Conscious

Games History Major

We're All Brothers

Are You My Mummy?

That Joke Never Gets Old

Missing Pink

And Then the Universe Explodes

And Then the Universe Implodes

That Only Works With Alligators

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice

ESRB Violation

Voiding the Warranty

Most Annoying Guest Ever

Chef