Wolfenk

Pro Gamer

Finish the tutorial.

Unharmed

Reach a checkpoint in one piece.

Red Nose

Beat Hans' first masterpiece.

Unstoppable

Beat Hans' second masterpiece.

Candymeat Fan

Collect 20% of all Candymeat.

Candymeat Lover

Collect 50% of all Candymeat.

Candymeat Addict

Collect 100% of all Candymeat.

Free TV

Beat 5 levels unharmed.

Paid TV

Beat 12 levels unharmed.

Blockbuster

Reach all checkpoints unharmed.

Chicken Nugget

Kill 20 chickens.

Chicken Farmer

Kill 50 chickens.

Chicken Slaughter

Kill 100 chickens.

Praise Hans!

Beat Hans.

You fool!

The show must go on!

Finish the game.

Entertainer

Impress 200 viewers.

They love you

Impress 700 viewers.

Hans is impressed!

Impress 1100 viewers.