Valsept

You're Perfect!

Get a Perfect!

Better Than Perfect!

Get a Perfect+!

How Special!

Get a Special!

More Special!

Get a Special+!

Especially Perfect

Get a Special AND a Perfect in any one level!

You're Incredible!

Get a Special, a Perfect, and one Bullseye in any Level!

You're Unstoppable!

Get a Special+ and a Perfect+ in any Level!

Unbelievable!

Make it to the end of an Impossible Level!

Unpossible!

Collect all Golds and Gems and finish an Impossible Level!

Unbelossible!

Finish all 9 Impossible Levels!

A Perfect World...

Get a Perfect in each Standard Level in any World!

A Special World...

Get a Special in each Standard Level in any World!

What's This?

Numismatist

Setting the Standard

Get all the Gildans!

Did You See That!?

Bah Hamburger!

Defeat Foodland's Boss!

Parliament is in Recess...

Defeat Spookyland's Bosses!

A Fish out of Water

Defeat Machineland's Boss!

John Jacob Bonkenheimer Schmidt

Bonk the Timbletot!

Fall came Early this Year

Defeat The Great Outdoors' Boss!

Spider? I Hardly Know Her!

Defeat The Caves' Bosses!

Who's your Bone Daddy!

Defeat the Jungle Ruins' Boss!

Puppet Master

Collect all the Narrator's Puppetshow Puppets!

Who Dat!?

Invite a friend to the BBQ!

A Full Roster

Get all your friends over for some GRILLINS!

A New Challenger

Checkpoints? Who needs 'em!

Is there a Duck in Here?

Harvest different animals using each of the four weapon types

Destroyed

Unlock EVERYTHING!

A Diverse Wardrobe

Buy a bunch of new digs!

A Pecret Sassage!

Use all callers once

I Feel Pretty

Buy a bunch of Accessories!

Oh So Pretty

Buy a bunch of Capes!