Make 100 kills.
Perform your first execution.
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Start the second level.
Run for 5 minutes.
Take a rocket to the face.
Make your first kill.
Commit suicide.
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Duck under a rocket.
Make 1000 kills.
Make 10000 kills.
Complete level 10.
Complete the game.
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Hit 100,000 targets.
Take 10,000 hits.
Complete the game having killed everything.
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Complete the game using only the M16.
Use every weapon in the game.
Fight an ostrich.
Watch all the credits.
Firebomb the band.
Kill a naked person.
Enable cheats.
Touch someone while burning.
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