Valsept

Epic Legendary Prize

Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.

Playing Card To Get

Collect every trading card in the game.

Mods Please Ban

Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums.

Luglox Genocide

Find and open every Luglox chest.

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood

Pay your bill at Applebee's.

That's B.A.L.L., Folks

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Mux Ado About Shipping

See Salt

Porch Pirate

Creature Feature

Obtain Creature.

Satisfied Gus-tomer

Obtain Gus.

Are You Packin'?

Obtain the Jetpack.

Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight

Obtain Knifey.

Lezduit!

Obtain Lezduit.

RIP Davey Glutes

Obtain the Mag-Boots.

Sweezy Like Sunday Morning

Obtain Sweezy.

A Starfish is Born

Watch Globo's rise to fame.

Eye Scream, You Scream

Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.

Harper? I Barely Know Her!

Sequel-Bait

We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me

Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.

First Bounty Down

Defeat 9-Torg.

G3 Graduation

Defeat Douglas.

Legendary Bounty Hunter

Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.

Hardest Battle In The Game

Defeat Dr. Giblets.

Cold-Blooded Driller

Defeat Krubis.

Self-Actualization

Defeat Nipulon.

Who's The Boss?

Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

Fallout Doesn't Let You Do This

Kill Slumsley.

We Came, We Chainsaw, We Conquered

Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds

Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

Give Away All Your Money

Gunning For Your Job

Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.

We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie In Here

Discover the movie theater.

Seeing All The Sights

Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.

Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club

Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Playing Favorites

Fall In Love With A Parasite

Meet Frasier from Frasier

It's Like The Santa Clause

Carried Stan's Load To Completion

Series Wrap on Suit-O

Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Bathe With A Giant Nude Alien