Completed 'When Good Heists...', but got caught...
Completed 'Zombie Attack.' Did anyone say Braaaaaaaains?
Completed 'Murderbrawl XXXI', the Mask of Killbane, what did you do?
Completed Act 3 in one way, Cyrus Temple is a dead man.
Completed Act 3 in another way, General Killbane is dead.
Took control of the entire Downtown district for the Saints.
Took control of the entire New Colvin district for the Saints.
Took control of the entire Stanfield district area for the Saints.
Took control of the entire Carver Island district for the Saints.
Completed all City Takeover, Steelport is yours!
Completed all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Completed 'I'm Free - Free Falling', landed safely in Steelport with a 9.0 from the Belgians.
Completed all instances of Trafficking.
Completed all instances of Heli Assault.
Completed all instances of Mayhem.
Completed all instances of Escort.
Completed all instances of Snatch.
Completed all instances of Trail Blazing.
Completed all instances of Guardian Angel.
Completed all instances of Tank Mayhem.
Completed all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
25% of Collectibles found. Drugs, Sex, Cash, and Celebrity... What else is there?
Completed all of Pierce's City Takeover Introduction missions.
100% of Collectibles found. Drugs, Sex, Cash, and Celebrity... What else is there?
Completed your first Challenge, it was a Challenge, right?
Completed all Challenges, nice job!
Did your first nutshot and testicle assault, sack tapping is bad news kids!
Played for 2 hours as a male and female, we're an equal opportunity offender.
50 quick vehicle hijacks, the Dukes would be proud.
Taunted/Complimented 50 gang members, are you a fighter or a lover?
Explored every hood in Steelport, you've been around the world.
Killed 50 brutes, they just wanted hugs you jerk!
Bought your first Upgrade, now you have the action Kung Fu grip!
Completed Act 1, killed Phillipe Loren, and kept the Tower.
Killed 1000 Gang Members.
Fully upgraded one Weapon in each slot, by the Power of Saints Row!
Upgraded one Stronghold to its full glory, respect the new digs.
Destroyed all Gang Operations.
Played SR3 for 30+ hours, why stop now!?
Completed 'Party Time' and got the Saints their first crib in Steelport.
Killed 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' and FIAJ, the best guilty pleasures available.
Pimped out 10 vehicles.
Killed all of the Assassination targets, saved millions of lives... Maybe.
Delivered all Vehicle Theft targets to chop shops, you thief.
Completed Act 1, killed Phillipe Loren, and destroyed the Tower.
Roasted 50 peds with the Genki Mobile's flamethrower. Toasty!
Destroyed 5 chase vehicles and kept Professor Genki from becoming annoyed.
Landed at the feet of Big Joe Magarac.
Killed all the mascots in Sad Panda Skyblazing.
Flew through all the rings in Sad Panda Skyblazing.
Feed 5 mascots to the fishes in Apocalypse Genki.
Finished both instances of Apocalypse Genki. Making you post-apocalyptic.
Destroyed a mouse with a giant ball of yarn.
Created a $150,000 combo worth of destruction in Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
You are the Genki Bowl Champ!
Completed 'The Ho Boat' and decided the Hos fate, do you feel proud of yourself?
Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
You shot down every single spacecraft in the chase scene. Those things aren't cheap, ya know.
You killed 15 cameramen in an action sequence because you're a method actor.
You killed Space Brutina in an epic hangar battle.
You found every hidden clapboard backstage.
You killed 35 Space Amazons with your Laser Pistol.
You killed 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.
You destroyed 10 enemy spacecraft using the Aegean while the cameras were rolling.
You successfully performed all 3 vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
You successfully completed all 3 "Gangstas in Space" missions. That's a wrap!
Completed 'STAG Party' and decided Josh Birk's fate, we hope you chose wisely.
Defeated 15 enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.
Road blocks are not a problem for you. You've made Jimmy happy.
Completed mission 'Weird Science'.
Treated 25 fans to a lovely potential case of anaphylactic shock.
Destroyed 5 Steelport Guard vehicles. Fool me once...
Completed mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Shot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Killed a Brute with your bare hands (and some Saints Flow).
Prevented any harm from coming to Johnny Tag on top of Magarac Bridge.
You successfully completed all 3 "The Trouble With Clones..." missions. Stripper pole!
Completed 'http://deckers.die', 01100010011011110110111101100010.
Completed Act 2 and destroyed the Thermopylae, but fight is not over yet.