TimidLilWolf

Hitting a brick wall

Take your first beating (spoiler: it won't be the last!).

Strike one

Play baseball.

Shield

Beat someone up for once.

Back to normal

Take your sixth beating.

Congrats!

Solve the case.

Secret Achievement

Immortal

Complete the game without dying a single time.

Nine lives

Complete the game dying less than 9 times.

Smart aleck

Complete all deductions in the game.

Good samaritan

Buy your favorite goat a second burger.

Slap Shot

Complete the Hockey sheet of the Hall of Fame album.

Heavily armed

Find your most valuable tool.

Any Given Sunday

Complete the Football sheet of the Hall of Fame album.

Raging Cat

Complete the Boxing sheet of the Hall of Fame album.

The Natural

Complete the Baseball sheet of the Hall of Fame album.

Sports Illustrated

Complete the Hall of Fame album.

Secret Achievement

Billy Sorrows' Reading Club

Interact with as many books as you can.

Secret Achievement

Not a detective

Find all false endings in the game.

The End(s)

Watch all 6 alternate scenes at the end of the game.

The Reaper

Contribute to as many deaths as possible.

Wrong answer

Take your second beating.

Secret Achievement

The 400 Blows

Take 400 nightstick blows. Maybe a few less.

America's Pussycat

Charm Helen Moore into giving you a present.

Say no to bullying

Stand up to Sam as many times as you can.

Zero tolerance

Stand up to Quince as many times as you can.

Good cop

Play good cop convincingly.

Bad cop

Play bad cop convincingly.

Niagara Falls

Help the Colberts live a second honeymoon and receive their gratitude.

The sweetest story in the whole wide world

Do not scare Brunhilda while telling her a story.

Secret Achievement

Civil disobedience

Take a ride with the city's most honest bookmarker.

One Mississippi

Take your third beating.

Extra time

Get hired twice for the same case.

Shadow play

Take your fourth beating.

Bluffing

Put your acting skills to the test.

Vertigo

Take your fifth beating.