TheStranger

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Last Chance to See

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

When the cookies ascend just right

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

True Neverclick

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

So much to do so much to see

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Four-leaf cookie

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

God complex

Speed baking II

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

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Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Just plain lucky

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Speed baking I

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

All-natural cane sugar

Endless cycle

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Speed baking III

Gaseous assets

Seven horseshoes

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.