TheStranger

Bazooka

KA-BOOM! YOU EQUIPPED A BAZOOKA! (bad idea letting you have this...)

AK-47 Mag

You equipped a bigger mag! (more bullets baby WOOOOO)

AK-47 Stock

You equipped an improved stock! (i ran out of ideas for these descriptions...)

AK-47 Grip

You equipped a nice grip! (grippy and drippy)

AK-47 Sight

You equipped the AK-47 sight!

AK-47

That's a nice lookin' AK you equiped there!

10,000 Shells

BIG NUMBERS!!!

Mod Menu

You opened the MOD MENU! CONGRADULATIONS!

SMG

BRRRRT YOU EQUIPPED AN SMG!

Pistol Laser

This new laser looks pretty neat! (don't point it into your eyes)

Pistol Muzzle

wow, you equipped a muzzle...

First Attachment

You equipped your first attachment! (it took you long enough)

Pistol Sight

You equipped a better sight! (maybe you can actual hit some shots... noob)

First Weapon

Congratulations, you bought a weapon...

Kevin Allen

First Upgrade

You have purchased an upgrade! (wow your so talented)

First Shot

You got your first shot! (crazy right?)