Found a healthbar
Unlocked Speed x2
Find out what they are up to
Made your first step
Drive the plot forward
Not even once? Nothing is being cooked
Infiltrated the unholy spirit
Found Armor
1337 Hacker
Opened the way to the blue crystal
The first secret area in the game
Found holy sword upgrade
Freed yourself with the new gun
Got the Stomp upgrade
Found Telefrag Upgrade
Found yourself a shiny new accessoire
He was just big
Crafted a green keycard
Solved the facility secret puzzle
Fruits give you double health
Found all magic shells
That ain't gonna impress the ladies
I can now draw purple lines
Lots of Muscles
Leave me alone!
Nom nom
Oh no, all my stuff!
Sneaked into Blue Ville
So many coins...
Arrived in the throne room, finally...
The favourite of all MacGuffins
Nom nom nom nom
Perfect 5/7 experience
Activated a yellow button
Bought a Force Cube
Scam someone with fake gold
Identified fake gold
Managed to handle the cave flies
Got your cousins mysterious gun
Burned some wood
Made the coward run faster
Learned how to use Ball Momentum
Opened the moon door
Wow.
You brought water back to your people
He had it coming...
Moons delivered
All you could ever want...
Meet the adventurer at the big blue pipe
Found all dead heroes
How did you even craft this?
Got yourself 2 groupies at home
All Spawn Points Destroyed
Get Mr. Miracle some groupies
OCD fixed
Bought Double Jump Upgrade
Got Health Regeneration Upgrade
Bought Triple Jump Upgrade
Reached top of the hill
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