Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all collectibles
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Get deviously trapped again
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Destroy all freighters
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Headbutt all alien eggs
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find all the blocks
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Do no evil
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
