You launched the game! You're in the top 1% of gamers for real.
You opened the book, look at all those stats and lore.
Finished your first game
You two are now soulbound! Start a match
Play Survival mode
Plug In a second controller
Take control of each type of enemy in a single run
Win a game without swapping forms
In time attack get to the end in under 46 seconds
Survive time attack without getting hit once
Eliminate 22 enemies in a single run of Survival
Listen to the main menu music loop at least once
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