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Canned Slaughter

Cool with the 'cule

Get the whole gang together.

The Night Is Dark

Survive your first night...

God Is Dead

Denial

Acceptance

What a complete slob!

Brains of The Operation

>_>

Nostalgia Trip

Witness the glory of the flying handguns.

Weekly Warrior

Spend a whole week in the bunker.

Poop!

One Magic Fungus!

Watch the documentary from start to finish.

In Her Footsteps

Ridin' Shotgun

Recruit Rimington of the Dartmoor Rimingtons.

They Bite

Recruit Viper the golden revolver.

The Twins

Recruit Marsh & Mello, the UwUzis. (They're not related!)

Privyet

Recruit Sveta, the muscle mommy RPG.

Blast it All!

Satisfy Rimington.

Party Time!

Satisfy Viper.

Twin Sync

Satisfy The Twins.

Explosive!

Satisfy Sveta.

Orgy of Violence

Achieve your loadout's wildest dream!

The Rimington Job

Oil Rimington.

Coiled Up

Oil Viper.

Three In The Chamber

Oil The Twins.

Good Boy

Oil Sveta.

Goon

Eliminate 100 Goons.

Fast Operator

Eliminate 25 Tall Goons.

The Bigger They Are...

Eliminate 25 Brute Goons.

Middle Manager

Eliminate a Mastermind.

OVERLOADED

Cactin' Unwise

No Spying!

Destroy a feathered government spy.

Important To The Vision

Enable BDSM Clowns and USA pronouns, like a true patriot.

Aluminati Confirmed

Fully Loaded House

Complete every One Night Standoff.

Man And Wifi

What is my porpoise?

Crabitalism

Quiet, Michigan!

Turn off the Radio 5 times.

Satisfaction

Get 10 Satisfying Kills in a row.

No Touching My Guns!

Complete a night without taking any damage.

This Is Your Brain On Caliber™

Take a Caliber™ pill.

Brainwashed

Complete the Shower Saga.

Naughty Boy

Get Up, Soldier!

Be revived after a close-call.

Unmatched Irrelevancy

Don't pay attention to him!

Soda Streaker

Rung Out

Try to climb the ladder.

Unlucky

B.U.N.KER!

Double-O

Satisfy two guns in a single night.