Open game for the first time!
What do we have here? - Complete second location
He got his reality check - Defeat Fallen Mage
He reaped what he sowed - Defeat Angler Reaper
20 ton of metal meat - Defeat Soul Devourer
The hell you did? - Kill boss with chest opener
It is illegal... - Get 100% critical rate
Cowabunga - get 4 people in one lobby with blue, red, orange and purple main colors
RON! - Have exactly 13 different items, no more than 1 each
Rollerblades? - Kill first boss before difficulty reach hard.
Mind goblin deez... - Get a brain
That seems like a money laundry scheme - Clear bank task
Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta... Are they all dead now? Reach 400% attack speed.
Good luck killing it with sword... - Unlock swordsman by defeating shark on hard difficulty.
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