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Holy Matrimony

You got married.

Ready To Kingle

You chose to remain single throughout your reign.

Crowning Achievement

You attended your coronation.

Fresh Heir

You chose an Heir to your throne.

The Sceptre of Sages

You won the game by recovering the Sceptre of Sages.

Sainthood

You won the game by becoming a living saint.

By Right of Conquest

You won the game by defeating the Ashmedean Empire in a war.

Empire of Whispers

You won the game by establishing an impenetrable spy network.

Sic Semper Tyrannis

You won the game by becoming a fearsome tyrant.

Beloved by the People

You won the game by becoming beloved by the common folk.

Keeping Your Head

You defeated a rebellion that rose against you.

Vive la Révolution

You were overthrown by a rebellion.

Chief Mouser

You hired the Colonel.

Guards! Guards!

You got your Honour Guard killed in the line of duty.

Fee Fi Fo Fum

The giants ended your reign thanks to the Chiefs' Ragnarok Scheme.

Toot Toot

Odheld's horn heralded your downfall in the Chiefs' Hornblower Scheme.

Out with the Old

You were made obsolete by the Barons' Modernization Scheme.

Coup d'État

You were replaced by a charismatic general thanks to the Barons' Propaganda Scheme.

Sacrificial Lamb

You were sacrificed in a pagan ritual.

As Was Foretold

You met your inevitable fate thanks to the Chiefs' Prophecy Scheme.

BOOM

You were exploded in the Barons' Gunpowder Scheme.

Hail of Bullets

Guns proved mightier than spears in the Barons' Gunpowder Scheme.

Diabolus Ex Machina

A demon ended your reign thanks to the Counts' Blood Ritual Scheme.

Too Good to be True

All those pretty promises turned out to be lies in the Counts' Ascension Scheme.

Only the Beginning

You were offered something better than a throne in the Counts' Ascension Scheme.

Nine-Tenths of the Law

Your body became host to a demon in the Counts' Possession Scheme.

Drowned in Debt

You ended up owing more than you could pay in the Patricians' Conspiracy Scheme.

The Swamp Drains You

Your reign was ruined by the Patricians' Corruption Scheme.

Sellout

You became a corporate mascot thanks to the Patricians' Monopoly Scheme.

Evicted

You were kicked out of the Palace because of the Patricians' Monopoly Scheme.

Permabanned

You were kicked off the throne as part of the Grandees' Excommunication Scheme.

Roasted, Toasted, Burnt

You were burnt at the stake. Ouch!

Heresy Intensifies

You were accused of heresy as part of the Grandees' Witch Hunt Scheme.

Unhappy Hour

You were killed by an unlikely miracle at the end of the Grandees' Fervour Scheme.

Holier Than Thou

You were the target of a religious uprising in the Grandees' Fervour Scheme.

Might Makes Right

You were brought forcefully to heel as part of the Intimidation Scheme.

Seeing Double

You were replaced as part of the Doppelganger Scheme.

Snakes in the Grass

Your advisors were replaced as part of the Subterfuge Scheme.

Can't Get No Respect

You suffered a Game Over due to losing all Authority.

Cry Havoc

You suffered a Game Over due to losing all Stability.

Dancing Queen

Cheney'd

Penny Pincher

As Old as the Hills

O Captain, My Captain

You recruited Oreid to fight for you in a rebellion.

A Rocky Friendship

You hired a Troldenfolk as your helper.

AAWOOOOO

Whoops

Am I The Baddie?

Gloriana

Saving for a Rainy Day

You won the game with 6000 gold or more in your Treasury.

Scraping By

You won the game with less than 300 gold in your Treasury.

No Fun Allowed

In one reign, you banned jousting, hunting, and gladiatorial combat.

Ranicide

The Shape of Water

You married the Finfolk Prince.

Got That Booty

You married the Pirate Queen.

Kirth-Crossed Lovers

You married Oreid.

Meet the New Boss

You continued your Dynasty for the first time.

Joust Desserts

You won a jousting tournament while in disguise.

Tricentennial

You followed a single Dynasty for over 300 years!

Come At Me Bro

You went to war with 3 different countries in a single reign.

Making Notes

You introduced paper currency to the Kingdom.

Twisted Firestarter

Below Your Station

You married your lowborn childhood sweetheart.

Without a Hitch

You fled your wedding and left your betrothed at the altar.

Odd Throuple

Divorce Be With You

Your marriage ended in divorce.

No Fear