Some say screaming in the car is the real victory!
You've memorized everyone's complicated order because your job depends on it
You've mastered the art of pretending to care about the weather with your boss
You've achieved the mythical state of having zero unread emails. It won't last
You've perfected the art of avoiding your manager in the office
Reach Level 10. You've become an experienced corporate negotiator.
Reached level 100. You've become part of the office furniture. New employees ask you how things worked 'back in the day.'
Reach Level 15. You've mastered the art of corporate debate.
Reached level 30. You're no longer entry-level, but you're not quite senior either. The perfect corporate limbo.
Reach Level 5. Your resolve and confidence are growing.
Reached level 50. You've been here long enough to see three different CEOs and five rebrandings. Impressive.
You've successfully navigated the most important meeting of the day: your 30 sec break.
Defeat 10 managers total across all your runs.
Defeat 100 managers total. Your negotiation skills are unmatched.
Defeat 50 managers total. You're a force to be reckoned with.
Defeat 500 managers total. You've destroyed the corporate hierarchy.
You've stayed awake through enough meetings to justify your salary
The cake wasn't a lie!
Celebration where attendance is required but enthusiasm is optional
Reach Prestige Level 1. The corporate cycle begins anew.
Reach Prestige Level 10. You're becoming a legend in the corporate world.
Reach Prestige Level 25. You've mastered the art of corporate negotiation.
Reach Prestige Level 5. You've been through this cycle many times.
Reach Prestige Level 50. You are the ultimate corporate executive.
Sometimes you just need to quickly reset
Pretended to care about trust falls and icebreakers
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