Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Gather $1000000
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Find all the pony horses.
Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the blocks
Find all collectibles on level 7
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
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